Homework Joke

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When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.She was reluctant to call upon Little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.

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She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up! The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?

" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. "Okay then..night" said Little Jonny went off to bed.

His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future." "I still don't get it" responded the Little Johnny. In the middleof the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying.

Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized somethingand thinks aloud, "OH!! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, andthe future is full of shit! " Boy: "I saw a strap of your bra." Teacher: "Get out! Another boy laughs..." Teacher: "Why did you laugh?

" Boy: "I saw both straps of your bra." Teacher: "Get out!

"Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?

" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. " shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it.

One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties.

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